Nubile Women

It’s the tenth of July and lordy it’s hot.

And the boys have all gone swimmin.’

Me, I’m ridin’ to town.

To find me some nubile women.

It’s times like this I talk to my Pa.

He’s always free with advice.

When it comes to women he’s had him a fe.

Though he… uh…never had time for a wife.

When it comes to y’ur sexual preferences.

He says there’s a number of things you can try.

There’s y’ur hetro, y’ur homo and y’ur metro.

Y’ur A and y’ur trans and y’ur bi.

Now I’m findin’ this all real confusin’

It’s enough to boggle the mind.

So, I thought, I’ll get me to town.

To see what women I’ll find.

So here I was ridin’ old Dusty.

To find what the night life’s about.

I figured I’d take the old gelding.

‘Cuz his gender’s not really in doubt.

So I find myself lopin’ down Main Street.

And really hadn’t got all that far.

When I spied a bright light a flashin’.

From a sign hangin’ over a bar.

So I sidled in real casual.

Not meanin’ to be forward or bold.

Took time to look the place over.

Just the way I’d been told.

So I sat me down at a table.

And a pirate served me a beer.

I could tell by the hankie he had on his head

And the gold ring he wore in his ear.

When my eyes got used to the darkness.

I noticed two young women sittin’ near.

So I motioned the Pirate over and said,

“Bring them two gals each a beer.”

Now the Pirate gave me a sideways look.

And says, “You don’t understand,

Those two women are lesbians.

They love women, not men”.

So I mulled that over for a minute.

And I let ‘er sink in really slow.

And all the while I’m a thinkin’.

There’s two women I’m wantin’ to know

So I says to that there pirate.

“Bring us over three brew.”

“Cuz according to that definition,

By gar, I’m a lesbian too.”

One Response to “Nubile Women”

  1. Harold Q. Hines Says:

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